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Kid's acoustic guitar - be the cool aunt/uncle! - $40 (Lexington)

Have a niece or nephew whose creativity is "stifled" by their mom or dad? Be the cool aunt/uncle and bring the joy of music into their lives!

Features:
- Off pitch sound: Specially designed to project those sweet and sometimes off-key notes throughout the entire house.
- Kid-Friendly Size: Perfect for small hands to strum away for hours on end. And trust me, they will.
- Bright Color: Ensures it will never be overlooked, no matter how hard their parents try to hide it.

Included:
- One acoustic guitar that will instantly turn any child into a musical prodigy – in their own mind, at least.
- A starter guide to the loudest songs known to mankind.

Special Bonuses:
- Tuner: so that "off key" only applies when you're not around!
- Free Earplugs: For you, because you’re a thoughtful and considerate person.
- Ibuprofen: For those moments when your sister-in-law contemplates her life choices.

Extra Delight:
We’ll throw in a complimentary “Best Brother/Sister-in-Law Ever” certificate, because you’ll have earned that title with this unforgettable gift.

Price:
$40 or best offer. No trades, no firewood.

Satisfaction Guarantee:
We guarantee your sister-in-law will think of you every time her child strums those delightful out-of-tune melodies. Every. Single. Day.

MAKE IT EVEN MORE SPECIAL WITH A DRUM SET!
https://lexington.craigslist.org/msg/d/lexington-for-sale-kids-drum-set/7761802023.html



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